The Spunky Diva

I received this one from my mother-in-law… Enjoy!  {ps ~ I know how lucky I am to have this wonderful lady with such a wonderful sense of humor in my life!} The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.  When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.  The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, t...

Cuter pictures from same day. Linking up with... Project 52

We are EXPECTING AGAIN! I know, I know, it's crazy isn't it? I can't believe it myself. I wasn't going to put it on here yet, but decided to make it official. I mean who would have guessed that we are expecting AGAIN!! Yup, it's official... We are expecting freezing temps today and AGAIN tomorrow!! Hopefully, we will not get more of this...

Gifts for Men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1:  When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. Rule #2:  If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why. Rule #3:  If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car, a 99 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. Rule #4:  Never buy men bathrobes. Once I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented ...

STATISTICS DON'T LIE!!! How to stay safe in the World today! Where IS the Safest Place? 1.. Avoid riding in automobiles Because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks Because 14% of all accidents Occur to pedestrians. 4.. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water Because 16% of all accidents involve These forms of transportation. 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, above all else, avoid hospitals . But. . .. You will be pleased to learn that only ..001% Of all deaths occur in worship services in church, And these are usually related to previous physical Disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest Place for you to be at any given point in time is at Church! And . . . Bible study is safe too! The percentage of deaths During Bible study is even less. So, Attend church an d read your Bible. ...